I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Where's my tractor?

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Catholicism.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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