- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Dyslexics are teople poo

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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