- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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