- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

u suck

long in the tooth!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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