- Anti Joke

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.