- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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