- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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