What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Barack Obama

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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your mother hates you

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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