- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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