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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Gangnam style

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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