What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Women's rights.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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