- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

nickel back

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

There's my tractor.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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