Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Donkey lips

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Guess what. Chicken butt.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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