- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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