you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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split your ass cheek

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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