- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Black people stink of shite!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??