Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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