There are two types of people in the world: humans

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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