What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Anti Joke

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