Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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