You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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