this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Hi

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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whats 69+2? 71

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Anti Joke

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