Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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