- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I killed someone on minecraft.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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