What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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