- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

raisin boogers

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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