A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Queens Park rangers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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