- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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