Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Donald Trump

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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redtube

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