- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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