Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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canada

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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