An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

He walked in a bar

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Knock knock Come in

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

I was born.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Hey

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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