Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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woman's rights

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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black people

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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