When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why didn't he finish his

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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