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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

I said I hate niiggers

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

my gramma died

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

I said I hate niiggers

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

my gramma died

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.