"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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