If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

PENIS

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Womens Rights

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's 9+10? 19

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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