- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Gay Rights

A midget walks under a bar

What is White over Black? Society.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Moo! I'm a goat!

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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