What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

a man said hi.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

its all aodhan

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

penis haha

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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