What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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The Detroit Lions

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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i have two hands.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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