- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What time is it? Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

This joke is funny

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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