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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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