A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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