- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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