*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what happens every day? People die

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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why do you care?

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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