Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Chuck Norris.

What's big and white?

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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