Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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