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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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