- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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