a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Xbox One

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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