Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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