- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

civil rights

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Religion.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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