What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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The person below me is weird.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

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