What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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gay porn...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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No.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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boobs.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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guess what chicken butt

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