- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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