- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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