how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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yes... that's the joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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