4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Knock Knock Not Yet

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

The Holocaust.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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