What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Tunechi

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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A white person at Harvard

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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