- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Women have the right to vote.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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